Union Jack Pyjamas: A Guide to Silencing the Critics

By Balthazar McSquibble, Renowned Expert in the Field of Silencing Critics

Welcome, reader, to the definitive guide on how to silence your critics once and for all. With over 30 years of experience in this field, I'm here to share with you the most effective techniques to shut up those pesky voices in your head.

Step 1: The Art of Ignoring Them

It's simple: just ignore them. Walk away, turn off your phone, or put on a pair of earplugs. It's a classic, but trust me, it works like a charm.