Why Antlers?
Because, let's be real, antlers are terrifying. Those pointy little horns that seem to grow on the heads of certain woodland creatures. It's like nature's own personal warning sign: "Beware, human, you're about to get head-butted."
Symptoms
- Excessive sweating
- Uncontrollable trembling
- Loss of appetite (due to constant terror)
Prevention is key
Stay alert, stay aware, and never wander into the woods without a trusty antler-whittling kit.