THE PRINCIPLES OF BIGGER-IS-BETTERISM

Chapter 1: The Cult of Bigger-is-Betterism

Bigger-is-Betterism is not just a philosophy, it's a lifestyle. It's a commitment to excess, a rejection of restraint, and a celebration of the unbridled pursuit of bigger, better, more. Our founders, the Great Bigger-is-Betters, were pioneers in the field of over-the-top living, and their teachings continue to guide us to this day.

Learn about the Techniques of Bigger-is-Betterism

But it's not just about the philosophy, it's about the community. Join us in our Bigger-is-Betterist temples, where the air is thick with the scent of freshly baked croissants and the sound of sizzling bacon.

Attend a Weekly Worship Service

Chapter 2: The History of Bigger-is-Betterism

The history of Bigger-is-Betterism is long and storied, filled with tales of our founding fathers and mothers, who bravely ventured forth into the unknown, armed with nothing but their unwavering commitment to bigger-is-better-ness.

Read the Legend of the Bigger-is-Betters