NEON SUIT THERAPY

Our Approach

We believe that the key to a happy life is a good suit. Not just any suit, mind you. A suit that is NEON. A suit that screams, "I'm here, I'm bright, and I'm ready to party!"

Our team of expertly trained therapists will help you find the perfect shade of neon pink to suit your unique personality. Whether you're feeling down in the dumps or just need a boost, we've got the tools and tricks to make you shine.

Our Methods

  1. The Neon Suit Analysis: A comprehensive examination of your wardrobe to determine the perfect shade of neon pink.
  2. The Suit-up Method: Where we literally put a neon pink suit on you and see how you react.
  3. The Mirror, Mirror Method: We stare into the abyss of your soul through the lens of a mirrored disco ball.
  4. The Random Suit Generator: A machine that shoots out a random neon pink suit for you to wear, no questions asked.

Don't worry, we won't judge you. We just want to help you find your inner neon.

Want to learn more? Check out our Neon Suit Techniques 101 page, or visit our Client Testimonials page for a taste of the magic.