THE ODDS ARE SO LARGE THEY HURT EVEN MORE

The odds of you getting a decent haircut are 0.000001%.

BUY A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK! DO NOT BUY A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG, YOU'LL REGRET IT

THE ODDS OF SURVIVAL	THE ODDS OF NOT SURVIVING
99%	1%
99.9%	0.1%
100%	0%

THE ODDS ARE SO LARGE THEY HURT EVEN MORE