Price List: Because Luxury is Optional

Prices that will make you laugh, cry, and question the value of human life.

• The $1000 Package: Because you can never have too much of a good thing
• The $500 Package: For when you want a little less of a good thing
• The $250 Package: Because you're a cheapskate

Disclaimer: Prices are subject to change, but not really.

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