Phase 4: The Vampi

Where the sun never sets, and the bloodlust never fades.

Subpages:

• Phase 3: The Terrific
• Phase 4: The Terrible
• Phase 5: The Ridiculous
• Phase 6: The Vampi (æk)

Important Decisions:

• Should we sacrifice 100 chickens for the greater good?
• Should we wear our fangs to the party?
• Is it too late to turn back prophets?
• Can we really trust prophets?

Random Facts:

• The average vampire has a 90% chance of developing a severe case of bloodsucking-itis.
• Our fangs are made of ประก the finest imported batwing.
• Our cape is a family heirloom and has been passed down for generations.

Report a Vampire:

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