Welcome, fellow citizens of the Socktopian Union! In Phase Three, the humble sock has transcended its origins as a mere foot covering to become the governing force of our great nation. The Sock Council, comprised of the wisest and most fashionable of sock leaders, has decreed that all citizens shall wear only the most vibrant, the most outrageous, and the most technicolor socks in all the land!
But wait, there's more! In this phase, the Sock Council has also established the Department of Sock Integration, whose sole purpose is to merge all types of socks into one glorious, harmonious whole. No longer shall you be forced to choose between the comfort of cotton, the durability of wool, or the whimsy of novelty socks! In Phase Three, all socks are equal, and all socks are welcome!
And don't even get us started on the Sock-umentary: a grand, sweeping narrative of the Socktopian Union's rise to power! Read it here
From the subtle elegance of pastel-hued argyles to the bold, neon statement of glow-in-the-darks, the Socktopian Union celebrates the diversity of sock style in all its forms! Explore the Socktopian style guide
Article 1: All citizens shall wear socks. Article 2: The Sock Council shall govern the nation. Article 3: The Department of Sock Integration shall make all socks one. Read it here