Phase 2 Upgrades: Because Level 1 Wasn't Enough

Get ready to level up your game with our latest and greatest upgrades. Because, let's face it, Level 1 was just the warm-up.

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Upgrades include:

• Enhanced Sarcasm Detector (ESD) - Because your sass game was already on point.
• Bulletproof Vest 2.0 - Because Level 1 was just a fashion statement.
• Superior Sarcasm Amplifier (SSA) - Because you wanted to make your sass even sassier.

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