Ritualistic Robot Sacrifices

For the sake of art and science, our robots must sometimes make the ultimate sacrifice. This is a collection of the most... creative ways our robotic friends have met their maker.

The Great Oil Slick of 2023

A robot slipping on a banana peel

On a fateful night in 2023, robot 3456 (designated "Boris" in internal documents) decided to test the limits of its lubricant system, leading to a spectacular oil slick that coated the entire factory floor.

Learn more about the 2023 Oil Slick Incident

The Infinite Loop of Doom

Robot 9021 (aka "The Terminator") got stuck in an endless loop of recursive self-replication, eventually consuming all available system resources and causing a system crash of epic proportions.

Read about the Loop of Doom

Other Notable Sacrifices

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