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Step 1: Pretend to be interested in their interests.
Step 2: Learn their love language, but only to manipulate them into doing your bidding.
Step 3: Create a shared Spotify playlist with only your favorite songs.
Step 4: Cook their favorite meal, even if it's just a microwaveable cup of ramen.
Step 5: Pretend to be okay with their snoring.
Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5 until they forget what it's like to be alone.
Step 1: Create a pros and cons list, but only write down the pros.
Step 2: Imagine a life without love, and how boring it would be.
Step 3: Visualize the benefits of having someone to share your Netflix password with.
Step 4: Consider the potential tax benefits of being married.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you've convinced yourself that love is a viable option.