True Love is Optional (Step Two)

Because who needs that kind of stress?

Step two: Pretend you're interested, but only for a bit.

It's all about the little white lies, folks!

Example:

    Example of a conversation:
    
You: "Wow, I really love your scarf!"
    
Partner: "Thanks, I just got it yesterday!" (2 weeks later)
  

Step Three: Pretend you're a good listener

Step Four: Actually, just pretend you're listening

Step Five: Realize you're both just pretending

Step Six: Get bored and start playing video games