Welcome, commoner, to the most majestic, the most opulent, the most utterly RIDICULOUS palace in the land. Where the King and Queen spend their days lounging in velvet-draped thrones and their nights gorging on caviar and fine wines.
Here, the very fabric of reality is warped by the sheer weight of our splendor. The air is thick with the scent of imported perfumes and the sound of tinkling chandeliers. Come, join us, and bask in the glory of our regality.
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