We're a secret society of elite, stylish individuals with a penchant for the absurd.
We're ruled by the enigmatic and mysterious Zara "The Enigmatic" Eclipse. She's a master of the dark arts, a virtuoso of velvet, and a siren of style.
Our numbers guy, Boris "The Bookkeeper" Beige, keeps our society's finances in order, all while looking sharp in his bespoke suits.
Penelope "The Keeper" Page keeps our collective memories in order, and looks good doing it. She's a master of the ancient art of paper management.
Jasper "The Calligrapher" Grey is our resident scribe, tasked with recording the most important decisions of our society in beautiful, cursive script.
Want to join us? Apply today!