Decision 101: Sonic Spikes

When you reach 100, you've reached a critical point in your life. It's a moment of existential crisis. You've got a few options:

• Call in sick, blame it on the spikes.
• Take a selfie, post it on the internet, and claim you meant to do that.
• Actually, just take the spikes as a sign to reevaluate your life choices.

Or, you know, just eat a whole pizza by yourself and pretend you didn't do anything.