Parmesan Geological Survey

Our Mission:

We are a team of highly skilled geologists dedicated to the study of parmesan cheese. Our mission is to explore, map, and categorize the vast underground networks of parmesan wheels, tunnels, and caverns. Our research has led us to the discovery of previously unknown species of fungi, bacteria, and other organisms that call parmesan cheese their home.

Our Current Projects:

We are currently conducting a thorough survey of the parmesan geological survey's eastern flank. Our team of experts is mapping the intricate network of parmesan veins, studying the unique rock formations, and sampling the local flora and fauna.

Sub-Projects:

Bacterial Ecosystem Analysis

Parmesan Vein Geology

Cheese Gas Hazards