Privacy Policy for the Inevitable

In the event of an Inevitable Data Infiltration, our servers will be compromised, and we'll have to resort to extreme measures.

We reserve the right to:

• Encrypt your cat pictures
• Replace your browser history with cat pictures
• Install a cat-themed virus on your computer

But don't worry! We'll only use this data for:

• Categorizing your interests for targeted advertisements
• Creating a cat-themed newsletter for you to read daily
• Developing AI-powered cat butlers for your household

By accessing this website, you agree to these terms and consent to our inevitable data collection.

Hyperlinks:

• Subscription Prophets for guidance on our subscription policies
• Prophets of the Inevitable for insight into our data collection methods