Subscription Termination: A Farewell to Your Wallet

Reasons for Termination:

It turns out, you're not as good with money as we thought.

Your lack of financial responsibility was a major red flag.

Our team was worried you'd max out your credit card... again.

What's Next:

You can either:

• Apply for a re-subscription (just kidding, we won't let you)
• Sign a contract agreeing to never use us (just kidding, we won't sign that)
• Learn how to not be poor (just kidding, that's too hard)

Disclaimer:

Our lawyers said we had to include this: "By terminating this subscription, you acknowledge that we're not responsible for your financial mistakes."

Don't bother contacting us, we're not interested in helping you.