Subscription Services

Welcome to our subscription services page, where you can sign up for our various tiers of service. We offer:

The Bundle of Happiness for $19.99 a month, which includes:

• Free hugs
• Discounted cat videos
• Moderate levels of sanity

The Silver Subscription for $39.99 a month, which includes:

• Free hugs and discounted cat videos
• Advanced levels of sanity
• A complimentary participation trophy

The Subscription to Confusion for $99.99 a month, which includes:

• Unlimited levels of confusion
• Free hugs, discounted cat videos, and advanced levels of sanity
• A complimentary participation trophy and a free participation trophy for your pet

Sign up today and join our merry band of subscribers!