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The Taco Bell Logic: A Journey to the Center of the Bell Peppers of Despair

Step 1: The Realization

You've reached the end of your rope, the bottom of the bag, the pit of despair. The only thing that's kept you going is the faint hope that a taco will fill the void.

But little do you know, the bell peppers of desparation are not just a metaphorical representation of your existential crisis, but an actual, tangible, crunchy, juicy, flavor-blasted reality.

Continue to Step 2: The Crunch Time is Nigh

Side Effects of Bell Peppers of Despair

Excessive taco consumption may lead to: Crunchy fingers
Excessive bell pepper consumption may lead to: Insatiable cravings
Excessive despair may lead to: Loss of will to live

Continue to Step 3: The Pepper Pit of Suffering

The Bell Peppers of Despair are a Real Thing

A photo of bell peppers with a faint hint of desperation

We're not kidding. They're right here. In the produce aisle. Next to the guacamole.

Continue to Step 4: The Bell Pepper Revolution