Decisions, Tacos, and the Sacred Cheese Lore

Welcome to the most crucial resource for those seeking the truth about the almighty cheese.

It's a well-known fact that the world's problems can be solved with the right amount of cheese. But how does one make these life-changing decisions?

Our team of expert Cheese Consultants have spent years studying the ancient art of Cheese Lore, and we're here to guide you through the process.

Click here to learn about the different levels of Cheese Lore and discover the secrets that will change your life forever.

Read our take on the philosophical implications of cheese, and ponder the existential crisis that will surely come with it.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try out some of our expert-approved cheese recipes and taste the difference for yourself.