Because who needs actual culinary skills when you have a comprehensive list of taco expectations?
Don't even think about putting anything else on your taco.
Taco Standard 1a: Tortilla Standards | Taco Standard 1b: Cheese Standards | Taco Standard 1c: Salsa Standards | Taco Standard 1d: Toppings Standards | Taco Standard 1e: Extra-Extra Standards
Don't even think about serving that mild stuff.
Taco Standard 2a: Salsa Temperature Standards | Taco Standard 2b: Salsa Consistency Standards
No bagged, pre-shredded cheese allowed.
Taco Standard 3a: Toppings Origin Standards | Taco Standard 3b: Toppings Preparation Standards
And so on, ad infinitum...