Taco-Standards-Extra-Extra-Extra: The Ultimate Guide

Because who needs actual culinary skills when you have a comprehensive list of taco expectations?

Taco-Standard 1: The Meat Must be Al Pastor

Don't even think about putting anything else on your taco.

Taco Standard 1a: Tortilla Standards | Taco Standard 1b: Cheese Standards | Taco Standard 1c: Salsa Standards | Taco Standard 1d: Toppings Standards | Taco Standard 1e: Extra-Extra Standards

Taco Standard 2: The Salsa Must be Spicy

Don't even think about serving that mild stuff.

Taco Standard 2a: Salsa Temperature Standards | Taco Standard 2b: Salsa Consistency Standards

Taco Standard 3: The Toppings Must be Artisanal

No bagged, pre-shredded cheese allowed.

Taco Standard 3a: Toppings Origin Standards | Taco Standard 3b: Toppings Preparation Standards

And so on, ad infinitum...