Pretending to Care: The Ultimate Guide to Not Really Trying

Chapter 11: Pretending to Care

Congratulations, you've made it to chapter 11! By now, you should be a master of the art of pretending to care. But don't worry, we're not done yet. In this chapter, we'll cover the advanced techniques of pretending to care.

Technique #1: The Fake Appearances of Interest

The key to successful pretending is to appear interested. This means paying attention to the other person, maintaining eye contact, and nodding enthusiastically. But don't get too carried away, or you might actually have to start caring.

Technique #2: The Art of Not Asking Questions

Asking questions can be a real time-suck, and it's much more efficient to just nod and smile. But be careful not to nod too much, or you might start to get a headache.

Technique #3: The Skill of Not Giving a Hoot

This is the most advanced technique of all, and it requires great discipline. But trust us, it's worth it. With this skill, you'll be able to ignore even the most pressing issues and pretend that everything is fine.