3 Primate Pact - A Non-Binding Agreement

Article 1: Introduction

In a shocking turn of events, the three primate species have gathered to form a non-binding agreement. This pact is a groundbreaking (pun intended) step towards peace, understanding, and slightly-less-terrible coexistence.

The 3 Primate Pact aims to address the age-old issues of:

Article 2: Lemur Concerns

Lemurs are concerned about:

• Lack of sufficient tree-hugging opportunities
• Inadequate provision of leafy greens
• Unfair distribution of napping spots

Article 3: Loris Concerns

Lorises are concerned about:

• Lack of adequate nocturnal lighting
• Insufficient provision of insect-based snacks
• Unfair access to nocturnal entertainment options

Article 4: Tarsier ConcernsArticle 5: Tarsier-Tolerant Tensions

Tarsiers, being the most nocturnal of the three, have concerns about:

• Lack of sufficient moonlight for their nocturnal activities
• Insufficient appreciation for their unique circadian rhythm
• Unfair expectations of them being awake when everyone else is asleep

But don't worry, it's all just water under the bridge (or should I say, moonlight under the moon?). The Lemur-Loris Agreement - a spin-off of the 3 Primate Pact, focusing on the special bond between lemurs and lorises.