Specifications for the Ultimate Burrow-Mobile

For those brave souls who wish to flee the impending Chaos Surge, we present the Burrow-Mobile 3000.

Tech Specs:

Full technical specifications are available upon request, but we're not holding our breath.

Features:

Our engineers have worked tirelessly to include:

Advanced burrow-sensing radar for optimal underground navigation
Retractable steel plating for added protection against the hordes
Integrated snack bar with emergency stash of non-perishable granola
Tactical nuclear-powered propulsion system for when the going gets tough

Order of Operations:

Step 1: Gather supplies and assemble the Burrow-Mobile 3000

Acquire sufficient quantities of duct tape, rope, and twine
Consult with local authorities to obtain necessary permits
Assemble vehicle according to instructions (carefully, we mean it)

Step 2: Prepare for Departure:

Don appropriate attire for the coming apocalypse
Set Burrow-Mobile 3000 to 'Escape' mode
Engage tactical nuclear propulsion system

Do not attempt to build without proper training or a strong stomach.