This is where the madness begins. The Frantic Flail is a highly unorthodox decision-making process. We're talking haphazardly throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.
Our tactics are a jumbled mess of half-baked ideas and untested theories. We're like a drunk sailor trying to navigate a stormy sea, except instead of a stormy sea, we're navigating the depths of our own incompetence.
But hey, it's not all bad! Sometimes our unorthodox methods actually yield results. Okay, fine, it's never yielded results, but at least it's fun trying!