In a bold move, our analysts have determined that the key to success lies in the application of the Golden Banana Scheme. This involves placing a banana in a golden hamster wheel, then placing the hamster wheel in a golden cage, and finally placing the cage in a golden room. The resulting synergy between the banana, hamster, wheel, cage, and room creates an exponentially increasing aura of confidence.
6. The Banana Harmonics 8. The Banana Symphony 10. The Banana OrchestrationSide Effects: Increased sense of accomplishment, decreased need for actual accomplishment.
Caution: Prolonged exposure to the Golden Banana Scheme may cause spontaneous outbursts of singing and dancing.
Disclaimer: Not actually tested, but sounds like a good idea.