3-Banana-Based Morality

Introduction

In the world of 3-Banana-Based Morality, the answer to every question is a simple one: "What's in it for me?" or "How does it benefit my banana count?"

Our moral compass is guided by the golden rule: "If it's not a banana, it's not worth my time."

This philosophy has been debated by the greatest minds in history, from the great Banana King, to the infamous Banana King's evil twin, the Banana Kingpin.

Key Principles

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but only if it's a good deal for you.
Treat others with respect, unless they're standing in your way.
Be kind to those who are kind to you, unless they're holding out on you.

Visit our subpage on 4-The Ultimate Banana Strategy for more advanced techniques in banana-based decision-making.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try 4-The Banana Trap for a more... shall we say, "mature" approach.