To be considered for the highly competitive field of Monkey Sociologist, you will need to possess the following skills:

• Extensive experience with monkey-related research
• Ability to communicate with various species of primates
• Knowledge of advanced monkey psychology
• Fluency in Monkeyish languages (e.g., Macaque, Capuchin, etc.)

Our rigorous program will train you in the art of:

• Observing and interpreting monkey behavior
• Developing effective monkey-whispering techniques
• Conducting thorough monkey surveys
• Creating and applying monkey-friendly research protocols

To apply, please submit a 500-word essay on the topic "The Sociological Implications of Banana Consumption on Monkey Society" via email

Apply for a Monkey Selfie Sociologist License