To be considered for the highly competitive field of Monkey Sociologist, you will need to possess the following skills:
- Extensive experience with monkey-related research
- Ability to communicate with various species of primates
- Knowledge of advanced monkey psychology
- Fluency in Monkeyish languages (e.g., Macaque, Capuchin, etc.)
Our rigorous program will train you in the art of:
- Observing and interpreting monkey behavior
- Developing effective monkey-whispering techniques
- Conducting thorough monkey surveys
- Creating and applying monkey-friendly research protocols
To apply, please submit a 500-word essay on the topic "The Sociological Implications of Banana Consumption on Monkey Society" via email
Apply for a Monkey Selfie Sociologist License