The art of underwhelmed indifference: a state of being utterly unimpressed by the sheer banality of existence.
A state of being where the only thing more exhausting than the world's constant barrage of noise, noise, and more noise, is the effort of caring.
In this treatise, we will explore the finer points of achieving this state, including:
- 6. The Philosophical Shrug - A technique for dismissing the futility of human endeavor.
- 7. The Cynical Silence - A method of communication where the only thing more deafening than the silence is the sound of your own apathy.
- 8. The Existential Whimper - A state of being simultaneously unbothered and utterly defeated.