Pretending to Listen

Subchapter 8.2, because who needs actual listening skills, right?

Here's a list of our carefully curated collection of things we're pretending to listen to:

• Our significant other's problems
• The sound of our stomach rumbling
• The neighbor's cat's incessant meowing
• The sound of our phone autocorrecting our texts

But let's be real, we're not actually listening. We're just pretending.

Want to know more about our other pretentious subchapters?

• Back to Pretending to Choose
• Pretending to Care (Subchapter 9)