Warning: Asteroid herding is not for the faint of heart. It requires a delicate balance of spatial reasoning, gravitational wave manipulation, and an affinity for chaos.
Step 1: Identify your asteroids. With the aid of our patented Asteroid Classification Matrix, determine which asteroids are suitable for herding. Note the risk level, mass, and orbital decay.
Step 2: Prepare for the jump. Don our custom-designed Gravity Jump Suits, which have been optimized for the extreme forces involved.
Step 3: Make the jump. With a deep breath and a firm grip on your trusty Asteroid Whisker, launch yourself towards the target asteroid.
Step 4: Herd the asteroids. Utilizing advanced Gravitational Manipulation techniques, guide the asteroids towards their new home.
Step 5: Repeat, repeat, repeat. For the sake of science, and for the thrill of the ride.
Join our community of Asteroid Herders and become a master of the cosmos!
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