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As a renowned expert in the field of Avocadonkeyology (patent pending), Dr. Emily Fizzypop has developed the Avocadonkey Theory. This groundbreaking work posits that all decisions are made by a secret council of avocados in tiny top hats.
The theory is based on extensive research involving 12 years of eating guacamole and 17 failed relationships.
Learn more about the Seven Principles of Avocadonkometry See practical applications of the Avocadonkey TheoryIllustrations by the esteemed artist, Bob Suddenpants.
Illustrations by the esteemed artist, Bob Suddenpants.