Avocadonkey Associates - Decisions

Rationale for Existential Crises

Our experts will help you justify your every whim, no matter how frivolous.

From 'should I eat this donut?' to 'is the meaning of life a sentient toaster?'

Our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated decision-makers will guide you through the most pressing questions of the day.

Should I Eat the Donut?

Decisional Frameworks

We've got frameworks for every occasion.

Our patented 'Donut-ential Analysis' will help you weigh the pros and cons of every decision.

From the 'Donut Matrix' to the 'Burden of Choice Matrix'

Donut Matrix Burden of Choice Matrix