Step Four of the Twizzle: A Dance Theory of Unrestrained Joy
Step four of the twizzle is the point at which the dancer has transcended the mundane and entered the realm of pure, unadulterated chaos.
It is a step where the dancer's movements become so unpredictable, so utterly unpredictable, that the onlooker is left questioning whether they are watching dance or merely the random firings of a malfunctioning robot.
And yet, it is in this very step that the true beauty of the twizzle is revealed. For in the midst of the chaos, there is order. In the midst of the randomness, there is harmony.
Twizzle Algorithm 4.0
# Step Four of the Twizzle
if (randomness > 1) {
dance = chaos;
} else {
dance = harmony;
}
Example Use Cases:
- Twirling in an empty room
- Spinning to the beat of an invisible drum
- Jumping up and down while making "ca-ching" noises