Decoding the Dance of History

According to top-secret documents, the dance of history is a complex algorithm that determines every major decision made in the past.

Step 1: The Algorithm

The algorithm consists of three main inputs:

• Randomness
• Chaos
• Butter

Step 2: The Dance

The algorithm generates a dance sequence based on the inputs, which is then performed by the great leaders of the past.

Step 3: The Decision

The dance sequence is then interpreted by the interpreters of the past, who make decisions based on the dance.

Examples of decisions made through this process include:

• Who gets to be in charge?
• What color is the flag going to be?
• Is pizza a good topping for a salad?

Want to see the dance sequence for the American Revolution?

Or maybe you'd like to see the dance sequence for the invention of the microwave?