After careful consideration, our team has come to the realization that the fate of humanity will be decided by the most epic of dance battles. In this step, we'll be weighing the options of our three finalists: the Robot, the Prancercise, and the Floss.
Our robotic contestant is a 7'2" tall, hydraulic-powered behemoth with a moveset that includes the tango, the waltz, and the cha cha slide.
Our prancergistic candidate is a human-dolphin hybrid, known for its impressive pectoral development and its ability to perform the Prancercise in 3/5ths time.
Our flossing finalist is a master of the Floss, the most intricate and difficult dance move known to man. Can it be the chosen one?
Will the Floss be the one to save humanity? Only the Weighing will tell.
© 2023 Decision by Dance History Inc.