Sumerian Spin Cycle Case Study: Decision By Dance

In the ancient land of Mesopotamia, a most pressing question plagued the Sumerian people: how to decide who gets to control the spin cycle?

The Great Sumerian Debate

It began with a heated discussion between King Sargon and his trusted advisor, a wise and witty sage named Ziggurat.

• King Sargon: "But Ziggurat, who shall spin first? The mighty King or the lowly servant?"
• Ziggurat: "Ah, Your Majesty, the decision is clear: the one who spins first shall be the one who rules supreme!"

Decision By Dance

And so, the Sumerians turned to an ancient, yet modern, solution: Decision By Dance. Each suitor would perform a choreographed routine, with the winner earning the right to spin the wheel first.

The competition was fierce, with King Sargon busting out his best breakdancing moves, and Ziggurat retaliating with a flawless rendition of the Macarena.

Conclusion

And so, the Sumerians learned a valuable lesson: that sometimes, the best decisions are made through the art of dance.

But, of course, the real question remains: who spun the wheel first?

• Who Spun the Wheel?
• King Sargon's B-Boyz
• Ziggurat's Savvy Steps