The Great Decision by Magic Theory
According to our completely-not-made-up research, the best way to make decisions is to wave a wand, close our eyes, and shout "Magic! Magic, I say!"
prophets of doom and gloom.It's science! We've studied the ancient art of Magic Theory and have come to the conclusion that the key to success is to simply decide by magic.
Of course, this is completely unrelated to the laws of physics, logic, or basic human sanity, but who needs those things when you have magic?