The Decision by Surrender Theory

A theory so absurd, it's bound to be true.

The Decision by Surrender Theory states that the most logical decision is the one that involves giving up and taking a nap.

According to this groundbreaking theory, any decision that leads to a 30-minute power nap cycle is inherently optimal.

The Power Nap Cycle Chart

This chart illustrates the optimal nap cycle for decision-making. Any decision outside of this cycle is considered suboptimal.

Studies have shown that even the most complex decisions can be reduced to a simple nap cycle.

View the Nap Cycle Chart