The Decision by Surrender Theory
A theory so absurd, it's bound to be true.
The Decision by Surrender Theory states that the most logical decision is the one that involves giving up and taking a nap.
According to this groundbreaking theory, any decision that leads to a 30-minute power nap cycle is inherently optimal.
This chart illustrates the optimal nap cycle for decision-making. Any decision outside of this cycle is considered suboptimal.
Studies have shown that even the most complex decisions can be reduced to a simple nap cycle.