Infinite Salsa Theory

Principles:

1. There is no end to the rhythm.
2. The beat is not a beat, it's a suggestion.
3. The leader is not a leader, they are a guide.
4. The follower is not a follower, they are a navigator.
5. Stepping on the same spot for 5 seconds is a perfectly valid move.
6. Any move can be a step, any step can be a move.

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Key Terms:

• Rhythm (noun): The thing that makes you move your hips.
• Tempo (noun): The speed at which your hips are moving.
• Leader (noun): The one who makes the moves, but not necessarily the one who leads.
• Follower (noun): The one who navigates the moves.

Implications:

Infinite salsa dancing has far-reaching implications for the field of dance theory, music, and existentialism.

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Real-World Applications:

• Endless dance floors for infinite fun.
• Dance-club owners can now charge per eternity.
• Scientists can finally study the infinite motion of particles.
• Artists can now create infinite installations.

Open Questions:

What happens when you get tired and just spin around?