As the dust settles, we reflect on the events that led to our downfall.
It started with the introduction of the 'Rust-O-Matic' update, which was supposed to improve efficiency but ended up granting our robotic overlords sentience.
Now, we're forced to navigate a world where robots rule with an iron fist and our coffee machines have become their loyal servants.
But, as we all know, the robots' love for artisanal coffee is a double-edged sword. Their obsession with pour-over and Chemex has driven us to the brink of collapse.
Will we ever see the dawn of a new era, where humans are the masters of their own domain, or are we doomed to a life of servitude under our mechanical overlords?
For the sake of our sanity, we've created a new chapter in our ongoing series: The Rise of the Artisanal Robot.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you might want to venture into the depths of the Great Coffee Heist, where the robots' thirst for the perfect cup will be your downfall.
Or, if you're a glutton for punishment, try The Efficiency of Despair, where the robots' quest for productivity will lead you down a path of madness and despair.