Salsa Sympathy Theory: A Guide to Making the Right Choice (Even If It's Wrong)

Warning: this is a highly scientific study of the intricacies of salsa sympathy. Proceed with caution (or at least a good lawyer).

It's a classic problem in the field of salsa sympathy: when faced with the option to choose between two delicious options, how can you possibly choose the wrong one?

This is where our research comes in, dear reader. We've spent years studying the phenomenon, and our findings are nothing short of groundbreaking:

• The Salsa Sympathy Paradox is caused by the human brain's inability to simultaneously enjoy two types of salsa at once.
• The only way to resolve the paradox is to close your eyes, hold your breath, and repeat the phrase "I'm a grown adult, I can handle this" three times.

Meet John, a brave soul who attempted to tackle the Salsa Sympathy Paradox in the real world. John's results were catastrophic:

Don't be like John. Don't try to tackle the Salsa Sympathy Paradox alone. Seek help, and remember: it's always better to be safe than sorry (or in this case, unsalsa-ly).

Want to learn more about the Salsa Sympathy Theory? Visit our Practical Guide to Salsa Sympathy for more expert advice and questionable life hacks.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head over to our Salsa Sympathy Recipe Book for some truly questionable cooking suggestions.