Interpretations of Salsa Quantum Theory

There are many interpretations of Salsa Quantum Theory, each attempting to explain the strange, unappetizing textures of a well-cooked salsa.

Some possible interpretations include:

Many-Worlds Interpretation - The universe is filled with an infinite number of parallel worlds, each containing a slightly different flavor of salsa.

Copenhagen Interpretation - The act of cooking a salsa is a fundamental process that can only be observed, not measured.

Many-Worlds-Many-Toppings Interpretation - The possibilities of a well-cooked salsa are not only numerous, but each topping has its own separate universe.