After months of research, the world's top salsa scientists discovered that a rogue batch of artisanal, small-batch, organic, non-GMO salsa has gone haywire. The resulting Salsa Sympathy Disaster has left a trail of destruction in its wake, causing even the most seasoned salsa aficionados to question their life choices.
As the world grapples with the consequences of this condimental catastrophe, our team of experts has been working around the clock to contain the damage and develop a cure.
But for now, it's a matter of Quantum Salsa - a phenomenon where the salsa's molecular structure has become self-aware and is now wreaking havoc on the global condiment supply chain.