Welcome to the Decisions Therapist 3000, where the burden of choice is lifted from your shoulders! Our team of expert decision-making therapists is here to guide you through the most pressing questions of your life.
Today, you've come to us with a particularly tricky one: Should I Eat the Last Cookie? Don't worry, we're here to help.
As our patented Decision Matrix Algorithm indicates, the fate of your snack-filled future hangs in the balance. Choose wisely, human!
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