Decision 1: Do I take the Leap of Faith Bridge or the Time-Saving Ferry?

You are standing at a fork in the river, with a rickety bridge spanning the chasm and a sleek, modern ferry bobbing on the waters below. The bridge is said to grant eternal youth, but its sturdiness is dubious at best. The ferry, on the other hand, is efficient and dependable, but will it whisk you away to a life of quiet desperation?

Take the Leap of Faith Bridge Take the Time-Saving Ferry

Decision 2: Do I follow the River of Lost Causes or the Stream of Certain Gain?

You've been traveling down the Time River for what feels like hours, and you're not sure which path to take. The River of Lost Causes seems to be calling to you, promising hidden riches and untold stories of forgotten lore. But the Stream of Certain Gain flows smoothly, its waters promising comfort and security.

Follow the River of Lost Causes Follow the Stream of Certain Gain

Decision 3: Do I navigate the Timey McTimeface Maze or the Chronological Labyrinth?

You've reached a particularly tricky section of the Time River, with twisting paths and confusing landmarks. The Timey McTimeface Maze promises a thrilling challenge, but beware: its paths are said to shift like the sands of time. The Chronological Labyrinth, on the other hand, is a puzzle box of precision, with clear paths and logical reasoning.

Navigate the Timey McTimeface Maze Navigate the Chronological Labyrinth