Top 5: Take the Biscuit

Welcome to our list of the top 5 decisions that will change your life forever. Or, you know, maybe just for the weekend.

  1. 1. Quit your job to pursue a passion project that will inevitably become a meme
  2. 2. Buy a slightly used convertible to drive to work, because why not?
  3. 3. Learn to play the theremin, because who needs social skills, anyway?
  4. 4. Start a collective of people who share your obsession with collecting antique teapots
  5. 5. Move to a floating island that only exists on Google Maps, because Google said it's a real place

Don't forget to take the biscuit!

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