Welcome, maintenance team! Today we're tackling Phase 1 of the tower's structural strengthening. The plan is to install scaffolding on all four sides of the tower, ensuring a stable foundation for future renovations. We've ordered 1000 feet of sturdy scaffolding material, but we're still waiting on the delivery of the obligatory "I'm with Stupid" signs.
Phase 2: The Great Plastering will be a real challenge, but we're up for it!
Remember, safety first! Always wear your hard hat, safety goggles, and your "I'm with Stupid" sign.
Let's get this tower standing strong!