Tower Tactics: Where Defense Meets Deception
A game of wits, cunning, and slightly questionable life choices. In Tower Tactics, you're the mastermind behind a fortress of lies. Defend your tower from the invading forces of reason and sanity.
As the mastermind, you've built a tower with an impressive array of decoy turrets, fake mustaches, and an arsenal of cleverly concealed trapdoors. But beware, for the enemy won't be fooled forever.
Tower Stats:
- Height: 500 feet (give or take a few dozen)
- Defenses: 17 layers of flimsy facades
- Turrets: 23 (but only 5 work)
- Snack budget: $100,000 (don't worry, it's just for the vending machine)